The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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