Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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