How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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