1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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