that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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