I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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