Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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