I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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