Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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