I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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