I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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