have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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