that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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