He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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