If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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