BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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