You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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