I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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