i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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