We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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