yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.