Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The air taste purple.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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