In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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