we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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