It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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