I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
