ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My life is pants optional.
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