Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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