ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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