he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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