how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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