I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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