so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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