Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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