you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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