Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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