You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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