new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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