Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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