he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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