so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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