they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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