I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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