You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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