I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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