i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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