Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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