we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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