I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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