I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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