Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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