i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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