Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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