soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
no you cant smoke seaweed
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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