dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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