What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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