I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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